Jam Pics - Few Quick Randoms

Welcome Tom and Warren!

Wazza, Matty, Tom, Mikey and Raph


We are super pumped to welcome Tom Dunn and Warren Bowers to the Uber Family.

Tom is riding for Uber and Micreation. Wozza will be riding for Uber.

Both dudes are amazing on their bikes, but more importantly are rad as f*ck! Down to chill, down to ride, down with Uber!

To celebrate, we will be piling into my car next on a little road trip. Look for a car loads of idiots at your street spots soon!

Jam is Tomorrow

Can't wait, its going to be amazing!

little write up on ESPN Mr Tunney ever so kindly put up HERE

Your Welcome

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Tempered Bikes Filthy Drain Challenge

Its coming, and soon!

I chipped in over Friday and Saturday building, and it looks like its going to be awesome. Matty is busting his balls to make sure everyone has a good time. People should definately be flowing him high 5's and beers on the day for all his hard work.

UberDistro is helping out. We'll have cash to give out for awesome-ness on the day, and tallies to giver out for rad-ness.

Make sure you check http://www.temperedbikes.com.au/ today for the release of the location!

Nike SB

Not super into Nike, but definately enjoyed this series of ads.

More News is Good News

On the good news front, we're putting a new rider on Micreation, and putting together a street jam soon. On top of that, Uber is helping build the ramps for the drains challenge tomorrow. Sweet. Make sure you are there.

Just stole the above off BK's twitter. Makes no sense at All!

Matty is the Man!

Matty's Attila edit will be up shortly, thanks for all the effort man! Edit is too good!!